3 best online chat up lines for grannies
So you are on a chat room and looking for some of the best lines to use to chat up some of these horny grannies. Well first things first, relax! This is nothing like chatting up real grannies in the real world; this is online. This means two main things…
- If you say something stupid, this woman doesn’t know who you are and you will never meet.
- These grannies are choosing to be on our chat room. She knows the site is about sex and is waiting. It’s not like you have walked up to a random woman on the street and just sparked up a conversation with her.
Ok, so the next thing to do is to put yourself in her situation, so imagine you were a horny granny, sitting on an online chat room and simply waiting for a man to woo you into bed, what would you want someone to say to you? The first thing that has probably come into your mind is “fancy a fuck”. Well, honestly, this might work, but again put yourself in her situation, you would want to know what this person looks like and you would want to know they are real. They actually want to meet and are not complete time wasters, so now what would you say?
Well here are three things you want to convey to someone..
- You are interested in sex and you are attracted to them.
- You understand they want to see what you look like, so perhaps send them an image, not just of your dick either, show them what they are going to see when they first see you. Naked images are OK but show them more than your dick.
- You want to convey to them that you are being serious and actually want to meet.
So how can you do this?
Telling them they are attractive and you are interested in meeting up for sex is easy, I mean, why would you be lying? If you were not interested you wouldn’t say anything. Let them know what you look like, send them a few images and explain you want them to know exactly what you look like. As for being serious, try explaining that you are deadly serious. Ask her, if you did meet, where would she want to meet you? Is it a hotel, perhaps a dogging car park? If it is a hotel, tell her you can book it that night if she is interested. Book the hotel and then send her the receipt. If it is dogging, go to that dogging car park and send her an image to prove you go there regularly.
See, there are lots of ways to sweet talk women but the women on this site are already here for sex, all they need is proof that you are being serious.
Join a granny chat room
Are you started to dip your toes into the murky water of online dating? Perhaps you are interested in having sex with a gran but are a little nervous? Well why not join up and just have a bit of naughty chat in one of our free granny chat rooms?
Once you have signed up you will have instant access to hundreds of grannies who are all so horny they will chat up any man, just to get them offline and into their beds. The thing with grannies is a lot of them have been deprived of sex for so long that now they are the ones hunting the men. If you are the type of man who really enjoys having sex with a more mature woman and really wants to start increasing your sex life, this could be the site for you.
Here is a testimonial off one of our recent sign ups.
“I really come from the world of dogging. Nothing turns me on better than different men who I don’t know, fucking me in the back of a car. But when the nights draw in and it gets a bit cold, I have to stop as I simply don’t like the cold weather. This site gives me a way to continue my activities in the heated comfort of someone’s home.
It all begins in these chat rooms for me. I join a chat with a couple of horny men in my area and arrange a time to meet up. They always pay for the hotel which is nice for me. We all turn up, have a bit of a drink and a chat and then very quickly move upstairs.” I have had a handful of orgies from this site with different men. It is easy, I create a chat room asking a group of men to join if they fancy and fuck and they come running. One man drove 50 miles once just to come a fuck me. It was so erotic.
Why do people enjoy horny chat?
Some people prefer foreplay to the actual event of sex. But who says that foreplay has to begin buy touching, rubbing or licking. Foreplay can often begin with words. Ever been on a sex date and you feel yourself gearing up for sex before you have even got back to the bed room? Simply by explaining to each other what you want to do to one another is often enough to really get peoples juices going. But these days, who says you have to be with each other to begin the sex talk. Dirty chat is sometimes quite erotic over iphone or direct message. Many of the women on this site enjoy sending out dirty images of themselves to men to turn them on before they have even met for the first time. Here is a testimonial that came through today from one of our members who says that there favourite part is driving men wild over chat, before they meet up with them.
“I learned that sometimes, telling a man what you are going to do to them turns them on a lot quicker than actually being there with them. I work in a office and what really gets men going is if I wear no knickers into work and send some up skirts shots of my pussy to them from under my work desk. I think a lot of men have fantasy about being able to crawl under a table and have a peek up womens skirts so why not let then do it through their phones.
I often go on grannydating.co.uk at night and start a chat with a few horny men in my area, even if I don’t plan to meet up with them for sex, I like having these strangers tell me how much my images turn them on. If I really like them I add them into this whats app group I have with about 30 contacts on it and send them all a really horny image of myself during the day. Sometimes I go into the bathroom and take an image of my bum and send it to them all, sometimes I will even finger myself at my desk and send it to them over chat.
For me the chat is the best thing about this site, its how I really work out who I want to have sex with and who I don’t. The profile is ok, and images are also important but the messaging is a way where I really begin to get an insight into what men are really like”